I've also:

Written comic videos spoofing various investment banking tycoons…

Penned mock magazines spoofing teens on the eve of their Bar Mitzvah's…

Composed a slew of children's poems…(read one)

Written articles for Sports Illustrated for Kids (Jack B. Quick, boy detective) and 3-2-1 Contact…

Ghosted a Goosebumps book (don't ask)…

Played piano for Off-Broadway shows (Schoolhouse Rock Live and Spontaneous Broadway)…

Had a job in college photographing garbage on New York City streets…

Written four unproduced screenplays…

Received scholarships and fellowships to the Bread Loaf and Sewanee Writers' Conferences…

Written a sports detective series under the name T.J Edwards…

Been a consultant for creative writing software for Microsoft…

Played cocktail piano at bars, restaurants and for private parties…

Gone to college…